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[callmeles]

Where are you?

[sassiopath]

nyc. taking in a broadway show. well just got out of it.
what's up?

[callmeles]

What did you end up seeing?

We were thinking you should come down to New Orleans.

Stay awhile.

[sassiopath]

Moulin Rouge.

We? Really? Huh.

How long is a while?

[callmeles]

I bet it was a great show.

We. You can rub it in later.

However long you'd like. We have the space.

We also have ideas. Ideas that are better discussed in private. If you're interested, of course.

[sassiopath]

Do I pretend it's the first time I've seen it? Or that I came specifically for who's playing Christian?

You and Dracula are inviting me to stay with you?
Confirm this now, please?

[callmeles]

No judgments from me. You do you. Or do the person playing Christian.

[ She snorts at the Dracula comment. She was sure these two would never stop amusing her. ]

Yes, Peter. We are inviting you to stay with us.

[sassiopath]

I wish.

Huh. That's... interesting.

I'll come down for a bit and we can go from there.

[callmeles]

I think you will find what we have to propose even more interesting.

When can we expect you?

[sassiopath]

Just so you know, you two wouldn't be my first threesome.
First vampire but not threesome.

Day after tomorrow?

[callmeles]

[ Blinks at the response before laughing. ]

Good to know, I'll be keeping that in mind.
So you've been with a witch before as well?

Perfect. Looking forward to seeing you.

[sassiopath]

I used to travel a lot. Especially before I lost my family.
Witches are fantastic.

I'm expecting a good time, Twinkle Nose. I haven't partied in New Orleans before.

[callmeles]

We really are fantastic. ;)

Gasp. Are you saying that we haven't shown you a good time any other time you've visited? What kind of hosts are we?

I'll take Twinkle Nose.

[sassiopath]

Oh no. I wouldn't say that.

Nearly dying in a haunted house is like a circus and Disneyland combined.

Do you actually do that?

[callmeles]

Of course not. We'll make sure you get your partying in this time.

You're not wrong.

No, sadly. I've tried.

[ She and Jordan both tried for nearly a week before giving up. ]

[sassiopath]

I have that in writing and I'll hold you to it.

I'm not sure if that's cute or sad.

[callmeles]

I have no doubt that you would too.
Hm, you know, you'd be the first werewolf for me.

Hah. You can say it, it's sad. We tried for nearly a week but nothing came of it.

[sassiopath]

That's even more sad, Beautiful. Tsk tsk and all.

When I wrinkle my nose, I turn into a werewolf so...

[callmeles]

Guess it just means I'll have to fix that sometime, doesn't it?

Sure, rub it in why don't you?

[ She was amused though at where the conversation was going. Even though threesomes weren't the original purpose of her text, she did notice that neither of them had said no and she would certainly be thinking about it later. ]

[sassiopath]

Sounds like something every witch should know.

I'll show you sometime. Just to be cruel.

[callmeles]

Every witch should sleep with a werewolf? Is that what you're saying?

Ass.

But also, I am curious so now you must.

[sassiopath]

If you're already sleeping with a vampire, you should get the whole supernatural teen book bookends, right?

I mean, I assume you and he are an item.

We'll make plans. Maybe at the creepy murder hotel.

[callmeles]

Hah! I mean, you're not wrong. Let me be clear, I've slept with vampires but I'm not currently sleeping with this vampire. But, I suppose in other ways we could be considered an item.

[ She was still sorting out what this friendship / not-dating relationship was with Kol. She knew she desired him, considering that was how this current texting conversation got started. And they obviously cared about each other. It was simply far different than what her previous relationships had been like.

Piper was pretty sure the last vampire she slept with was probably... fucking Adonis during a very heated moment at the start of their revenge years. They were both angry, both hurting, and had far too much whiskey than was humanly healthy. Yeah, she was not going to be thinking about that right now. ]

We do have quite a few of those around the city... but we also have plenty of room here at our place too. No need for more creepy murder hotels after that cluster fuck.

[sassiopath]

Rumor is you're an item, which could work for you.
I just tend to keep track of things. Like you and the idiot dream boys.
So I've heard somethings.

[ Normally he doesn't admit to how much he hears, all the things he knows but he suspects them knowing about that might be useful and he could use them being useful to him. Definitely. ]

That sounds like a definite plan. I'd prefer that.
Though if you think that place isn't historically creepy...

[callmeles]

In a manner of speaking, we are.
Gasp. I've made it to their level?
I would be curious what these 'somethings' would be. Other than Kol and I being an item.

[ Before the Overlook, she'd heard a few stories of Arthur's werewolf friend from both Arthur and Eames. They'd made contact because honestly, with those two, it was good to have that information handy. She was pleased with how this has gone since then - post Overlook. She found him intriguing and was definitely looking forward to him joining them in a couple of days. ]

Well, no, this place is most definitely creepy. This whole city is fucking creepy. But, significantly less so than the possessed hotel from hell.